I've never told anyone this, but I have a time machine in my garage. It was simple really. I discovered that if I climbed inside an old dryer that had been rigged to spin backwards, it would completely alter space and time. I've never been much for gambling, and I don't feel it would be ethical to buy lottery tickets or long shot stocks, so instead I set the dryer time machine to July of 2014 and headed back to Pac-12 Media Day in Los Angeles to track down David Shaw. Here's the conversation we had, in its entirety.